neuer-fruehling:

vampcraft:

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

greelin:

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

ryebreadgf:

ionisable:

manywinged:

a polycule divorcing is called a mutiny

imnotverybright:

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

garlic-but-gay:

stormy-blue-skies:

official-lucifers-child:

beckaboi:

lazygravez2:

beckaboi:

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

*clicks the citation*

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

*clicks on the link*

Originally posted by nostalgicjukeboxgiffed

Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling

b-0-ngripper2:

butter-helgi:

rox-and-prose:

rox-and-prose:

ralkana:

rox-and-prose:

rox-and-prose:

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they’re disgusted with them

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

When we were discussing the surgery I’d need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I’d never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I’d no longer have a uvula.

… that’s okay? I’m not French? I don’t speak French? I’ve always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!

Huh. Didn’t know you could have French surgically removed.

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, “oh you speak french? i hear there’s an operation for that”

Good grief, it’s true. Even knocks out some of your German and Spanish, apparently.

Now what other European languages can we remove via surgery…

Antiimperialist excision

alexmey-does-an-arts:

greenslime69:

The ninth doctor was so insane fr he was like I watched my planet get destroyed and I can’t share this trauma with anyone. I will fix this by befriending a human girl and taking her to see her planet get destroyed. This is normal behaviour.

enki2:

thebibliosphere:

Folks announcing they’re leaving Tumblr because they’re unhappy with the Twitter clone dashboard on desktop. (I don’t blame you, it’s broken af.) Meanwhile, the day this hellsite finally does close, staff are going to have to pry me out of the air vents like a rabid raccoon that’s adapted to survive on drinking air conditioning coolant and whatever trash is left lying around in the breakroom.

aropride:

aropride:

“you’re so delulu” “#schizoposting” “narc abuse” “the intrusive thoughts won” “microdosing on delusion” “when the voices tell me to” “she’s definitely dissociating” oh my god please shut up please shut the fuck up

you’re not “delulu” you just have a crush on someone. “taylor swift is dissociating singing this song look how sad she is” i do not think you know what dissociation is. “the intrusive thoughts won” intrusive thoughts don’t “win” that’s not what an intrusive thought is. please shut the fuck up

weiwei-uplink:

g0om:

beemovieerotica:

wait tumblr is now fully telling us if the call is coming from inside the house?

stephanietorns:

Derry Girls really nails the whole “living through a major crisis” thing

shigashimura:

the whole mutual thing is really overhyped on this site. sometimes interests don’t match up and that’s the only reason why there isn’t a mutual following. if you’re a regular in my inbox or my notifications, i have visited your blog before. if i didn’t want you around for any reason, you would be blocked. so yeah. you can spam my notes and/or talk with me (and possibly become my friend) even if i’m not following you back. no worries.